Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Florida, not for me/ Must See!!!!!!!‏

 Remember

that Florida is the fun state, but only if you watch where you’re walking.

And

we thought that only Alligators lived there, they host some mean critters…



THIS

IS NOT A PYTHON!
This

is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake -

the largest ever caught on record, in fact. This

snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet,

in a new KB homes subdivision just south of

Jacksonville FL.

A

little research revealed the following:

One

bite from a snake of this size would contain

enough venom to kill over 40 full grown

men.
The

head of this snake alone is larger than the hand

of a normal sized man.
A

bite from those fangs would comparable to being

stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter

screwdrivers.

The

knife being used to draw out the fangs for the

bottom picture has a blade around 4 inches

long.

This

snake is estimated to have weighed over 170

pounds. (How much do you weigh?)

Notice

the girth of this snake as compared to the cops

leg in the first picture (and he is not a small

man).
A

snake of this size could easily swallow a 2

year-old child (and dogs, pigs, etc).
A

snake this size has a 5 1/2′ accurate striking

distance. (The distance for an average size

rattlesnake is about 2 feet.)
This

snake has probably been alive since George Bush

Sr. was President.
Now

just ask yourself these questions:  What

has this snake been feeding on and where are its

offspring?

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Buku tingkatan 2 galakkan perbuatan zina?‏

KEPADA ibu bapa yang ada anak berumur 14 tahun atau sedang belajar di tingkatan 2 tahun ini, sila lihat buku latihan Bahasa Inggeris anak anda. Jika anda tak pasti buku yang mana, di bawah ini ditunjukkan rupa kulit buku yang dimaksudkan.

Terima kasih kepada sahabat pembaca MiLo SuaM mengirimkan gambar-gambar ini.

 
Di bawah ini pula salah satu kandungan buku tersebut. Buku ini menyiarkan sebuah artikel yang secara tidak langsung memberikan persepsi bahawa pengguguran bayi adalah jalan penyelesaian kepada zina.
“Her dad took her to the clinic the next day to have her abortion done
 

 

Malah artikel ini menggambarkan atau memberikan persepsi kepada anak anda bahawa proses pengguguran kandungan dapat dilakukan dengan mudah tanpa sebarang masaalah.
The abortion went like clockwork and without any difficulties and Mary came out of the clinic as healthy as before
Kesimpulannya, tanpa anda sedari, buku ini mengajar anak anda yang berumur 14 tahun bahawa jika mereka sudah melakukan hubungan seks luar nikah dan termengandung, maka jangan risau penyelesaiannya ialah gugurkan bayi itu.
 
Anak anda juga tak perlu risau kerana proses pengguguran bayi boleh dilakukan di klinik-klinik berhampiran dengan mudah dan tanpa sebarang masaalah.
 

ReJaM© “Macam dah tak ada topik lain nak dijadikan bahan mengajar English…”

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tok_aji

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God Will Provide

A  young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man.


The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.
“So what do you do for a living?” the father asked the young  man. ”I am a biblical scholar,” he replied.
“A Biblical scholar. Hmm……..” , the father said. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?”

“I will study,” the young man replied, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asked the father.

“I will  concentrate on my studies,” the young man replied, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asked the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don’t worry Sir, God will provide,” replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, “How did it go Honey?”

The father answered, “He has no job, no plans and he thinks I’m God!”
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NeverSayDie – Man Living With Half Of His Body

Subject: Fw: : ~NeverSayDie – Man Living With Half Of His Body ~



If this doesn’t inspire you, I’m not sure what will………………..!!

Peng Shuilin had half of his body amputated after being run over by a truck. But he never gave up!

His recovery has amazed surgeons after almost two years undergoing a series of operations.

The vice-president of the hospital, where this 37-year old Chinese man has been treated, said: He is amazing and the only person in the world to survive having so much of his body amputated. He’s doing well now and has opened his own bargain supermarket – called the “Half Man – Half Price Store”.

That’s incredible. It seems nothing can get him down !!


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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Minister ‘Fooling Public’ On Sugar Subsidies‏

DAP: Minister ‘fooling public’ on sugar subsidies

  2:50PM Jan 29, 2012
 

DAP has slammed the government for trying to fool the public in increasing the sugar subsidies in the face of claimed sugar price increases when global prices had decreased in the past six months.

“Therefore by maintaining sugar prices at RM2.30,
the government should in actual fact have to subsidise less, and not more, as proudly boasted by Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Minister lsmail Sabri Yaakob.


“Is lsmail Sabri trying to pull a fast one by claiming Malaysia has increased its sugar subsidy because global prices have increased despite the opposite being true?” said DAP national publicity secretary Tony Pua (left) in a statement.

He was referring to the minister’s claim on Friday that the government has increased subsidies from 20 sen to 54 sen per kilogramme of sugar in order to maintain the price of sugar at RM2.30.

In a report in
The Star on Friday, Ismail Sabri credited the government for keeping the cost of sugar down despite the fact that the “global price of sugar is skyrocketing”.

Pua rebutted the claim, saying:
“What is extremely intriguing, however, was that global sugar prices over the past six months since the last price hike in May 2011 had in fact declined significantly, and not the purported ‘skyrocket’.”

Subsidies for whom?


He said
world sugar price hit a peak in July 2011 at USD0.2947 per pound and “has fallen consistently every month” since then, ending at USD0.2342 last December.

Factoring in the depreciation of the ringgit against the US dollar at 7 percent, he said,
the net price decrease was still 13.5 percent in ringgit terms.

Pua, who is also PJ Utara MP, questioned who the real beneficiary of the subsidy boost was, noting that
only two companies monopolised local sugar distribution: Malayan Sugar Manufacturing Holdings (MSM Holdings) and Tradewinds Corporation Bhd.


MSM, he said, is a 71 percent subsidiary of Felda-related entities while Tradewinds is 43 percent controlled by Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhary (right) with another 20 percent owned by Felda Global Ventures Holdings Bhd.

Noting that it was perplexing that
subsidies “had to increase by 170 percent to cope with the non-existent skyrocketing global price of sugar”, Pua demanded an explanation from the minister.

“The minister must hence clarify why there was a need to increase subsidies when the global sugar price is falling while at the same time explain
who are the real beneficiaries from the extra RM198 million of supposed ‘subsidy’,”he said.

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Pictures: Model Train Set

A wunderland, put together by two German brothers.
Truly amazing…..the effort, the time, the imagination and…. the attention to details.

Click on at the end and view it in motion.

 



This is the world’s biggest train set.
Covers 1,150 square meters / 12,380 square feet
Features almost six miles of track and is still not complete




Twin brothers Frederick and Gerrit Braun, 41,

began work on the ‘Miniature Wunderland’ in 2000.



The set covers six regions including America , Switzerland ,
Scandinavia , Germany , and the Austrian Alps.



The American section features giant models of the
Rocky Mountains, Everglades , Grand-Canyon etc



and Mount Rushmore .



The Swiss section has a mini-Matterhorn.



The Scandinavian part has a 4ft long
passenger ship floating in a ‘fjord’ .



It is expected to be finished in 2014, when the train set would

cover more than 1,800 square meters / (19,376 sq ft) and
feature almost 13 miles of track, by which time detailed models of
parts of France, Italy and the UK would have been added



It comprises 700 trains with more than 10,000 carriages and wagons.



The longest train is 46ft long.



The scenery includes 900 signals, 2,800 buildings,

4,000 cars – many with illuminated headlights. ..



….and 160,000 individually designed figures.



Thousands of kilograms of steel and wood

was used to construct the scenery…



The 250,000 lights are rigged up to a system that mimics night

and day by automatically turning them on and off.



The whole system is controlled from a massive high-tech nerve centre.



In total the set has taken 500,000 hours and more than

8 million euro to put together,
the vast majority of which has come from ticket sales.



Gerrit said: “Our idea was to build a world that men, women,

and children can be equally astonished and amazed in.”



Frederik added: “Whether gambling in Las Vegas , hiking in the

Alps or paddling in Norwegian fjords – in Wunderland everything is possible.

“This 4-minute video is worth watching for this amazing stuff.

Now….click below to see it all in action!

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Friday, November 18, 2011

The Book of Life

My father sent me this message on the Book of Life

Here’s the only real HANDBOOK you need to 
 
bring along wherever you go. TRUST ME.  IT 
 
WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE,  if you will allow it to.

 
         

 
HANDBOOK OF LIFE

Health:

1.    Drink plenty of water.
2.    Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner
like a beggar.
3.    Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less

food that is manufactured.
4.    Live with the 3 E’s — Energy,  Enthusiasm, and Empathy
.
5.    Make time
 for prayer.
6.    Play more games.
7.    Read more books than you did in 2009.
8.    Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9     Sleep for 7 hours.
10.  Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk,
  smile.

Personality:

11.  Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what
their journey is all about.
12.  Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.

Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13.  Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
14.  Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

15.  Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
16.  Dream more while you are awake.
17.  Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18.  Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with
  his/her
mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19.  Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate

others.
20.  Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
21.  No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22.  Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
   Problems 
are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like
algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23.  Smile and laugh more.
24.  You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
 

Society:

25.  Call your family often.
26.  Each day give something good to others.
27.  Forgive everyone for everything.
28.  Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the  age of 6.
29.  Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30.  What other people think of you is none of your business.
31.  Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your

family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32.  Do the right thing!
33.  Always speak the truth even if it leads to your death.
34.  GOD heals everything.
35.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36.  No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37.  The best is yet to come.
38.  When you awake up alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39.  Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least:

40.  Please forward this to your all your relatives and close friends

 
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The Beloved Master on Teaching

The Beloved Master on Teaching

                One day, Abdul Baha’s attendants were remarking on the sweeping power of His speech: how encompassing it was, how incontestable were its arguments, how blissfully and perfectly phrased. Abdul Baha reminded them of the golden rule — that the nature and the requirements of the audience , the exigencies of the time and place must always be borne in mind, and that moderation was always essential.

Howard Colby Ives was a pastor of the Brotherhood Church in Jersey  City, at the time of the Master’s visit to the United States. He later gave his allegiance to Abdul Baha. He  says:-

“No matter what subject was brought up He was perfectly at home in its discussion, yet always with an undercurrent of modesty and loving consideration for the opinion of others…He “ saw the Face of His Heavenly Father in every face” and reverenced the soul behind it. How could one be discourteous if such  an attitude was held towards everyone!”

One day, listening to the Master’s talk in a  church, he says, “What His subject was I do not recall … My memory is all of the quiet New England church; the crowded pews, and Abdul Baha on the platform….His radiant smile and courteous demeanour ( way of behaving ). And His gestures! Never a dogmatic ( putting forward personal statements as if they were to be accepted as true without question) downward stroke of the hand; never an upraised warning finger; never the assumption of teacher to the taught. But always the encouraging upward swing of hands, as though He would actually lift us up with them.  And His voice! …never loud but of such penetrating quality that the walls of the room seemed to  vibrate with its music…”

Abdul Baha revealed the Tablets of the Divine Plan. From among some of these Tablets, one can read about  the qualities which must characterize the Baha’i teacher.  He ‘ must be heavenly, lordly and radiant’, with his ‘intention…pure, his heart independent, his spirit attracted, his thought at peace, his resolution firm, his magnanimity exalted  and in the love of God a shining torch’.

Among those who paid tribute to the Master at His funeral was Shaykh As’ad Shuqayr, a prominent Muslim citizen of Akka. He describes the beloved Master as ‘….one….whose meetings were meetings of learning wherein he explained all the heavenly books and traditions..His philanthropies to the widows and orphans were never interrupted….He had so great a station; yet he never failed to help the distressed! In his meetings with the learned and notables of Akka the attendants found him a book of history, a commentary on all the heavenly Scriptures, a philosophy of the pages of contemporary events that pertain to scientific or artistic topics…In Europe and America…he gave comprehensive and eloquent addresses and exhortations. His intention was to bring about unity among religions and sects and to remove the severe strife from their hearts and from their tongues, to urge them to take hold of the essence and let go the non-essential. He did that by presenting his message in a scientific manner. A group of Persians and others criticised him and found faults with his ideals in pamphlets they published and spread. Nevertheless, without paying any attention to their criticism and opposition, nor being hurt by their hatred and enmity, he went forward and proclaimed his teachings. It is the law of God among His creatures— a law which will not be changed—that the originator and declarer of principles must inevitably have those who agree and praise and those who disagree and reject.’

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The Time Is Now!

My father sent me this email…Pretty cool…
The time is now!

I had a marvelous mother, who loved me,
Sacrificed for me and helped me in every way possible.

In all of my growing up from childhood through
School and eventually marriage,
My mother was always at my side.

And when I needed help with my little ones, she was there for me.
A few years ago, we buried this wonderful woman.
Can you imagine how I felt when I returned home and
Found a poem in her drawer, written by my mom:

 
The time is now
If you are ever going to love
Love me now while I can know
The sweet and tender feelings
Which from true affection flow
Love me now while I am living
Do not wait until I am gone
And then have it chiseled in marble
Sweet words on ice-cold stone
If you have tender thoughts of me
Please let me know now
If you wait until I am sleeping
There will be death between us
And I will not hear you then
So if you love me, even a little bit
Let me know while I am living
So that I can treasure it
Your loving mum
Now she is gone and I am sick with guilt
Because I never told her what she meant to me.
Worse yet, I did not treat her as she deserved to be treated.
I found time for everyone and everything else
But I never made time for her.
It would have been easy to drop in for a cup of tea
And a hug but my friends came first.
Would any of them have done for me what my mother did?
I know the answer.
When I called mom on the phone,
I was always in a hurry.
I feel ashamed when I think of the times I cut her off,
The times I retorted back to her,
The times I glared at her in an angry mood,                                                              
When she wanted to correct me and guide me through the correct path.
I remember too, the times I could have included her in a trip out and did not.
My children loved Grandma from the times they were babies.
They often turn to her for comfort and advice.
She understood them.
I realize now that I was too critical,
Too short-tempered, too stingy with praise.
Grandma gave them unconditional love.
The world is filled with sons, daughters and a child like me.
I hope they see themselves in this letter and realise from it.
Reflections
This story highlights that we must do whatever we can when our parents are alive to appreciate what we say or do, however little that may be.
Very often we are willing to spend thousands to give them a grand funeral with the most elaborate preparations and expensive coffins and so on. We are willing have memorials without fail year after year. We give alms in memory of our late parents but we could not afford to spend some time with them when they were with us before their death.
We were too busy with our lives.
How much do we treasure our parents? They may not be perfect but it is undeniable that they deserve more than what we are doing for them now.
We may be cruel to them or we may even be criminals but to our parents we are still good children and they continue to justify why we have become bad. They blame everybody else for their children being bad except them as they believe their children cannot have gone bad by themselves! Nobody in the world does that.
Many will flock to us when we are in a position to give but none when we are down and out. Our parents are the only ones who will be there with us and for us whether we are good or bad, up or down till their last breaths.
Let us search our hearts to see where we have placed our parents in it. If they are not in our hearts it is time to make a place for them there now. If they already there as in many of us, it is time to give them a little more. Let us not do something or fail to do it that we will regret later as it will be too late. 
Love your parents now while they are still living!
It is better to give them a little now than to give them the world when they are gone
The world is full of sons and daughters like you and me

If this has touched you, please pass it on to all the sons and daughters who have yet to praise their mom for everything they are today. 

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